When she got the results back, she was shocked to see that her husband wasn’t the father – and she wasn’t the mother! Their daughter was from completely different parents.
Maria spent the afternoon thinking about how she would break the news to her husband. Nothing would ever be the same again. Finally, she decided to just tell him as he was watching football.
She said to him, “Honey, I have something very serious to tell you.”
He replied, “What’s up?”
“Well, according to the DNA test results, we’re not our daughter’s parents.”
Her husband replied, “You silly goose, of course we aren’t!”
Maria looked at him, stunned and confused.
Her husband continued, “Well, don’t you remember? When we were leaving the hospital, we noticed that our baby had pooped. You said: ‘Please go change the baby, I’ll wait for you here.’”
The wife fainted!
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